More like you have this strange ability to look at people in riot gear, assume they are always right, and seek to serve them.

To me the "god dammit" guy sounds shithouse drunk which would explain why the things he's yelling don't make total sense.

I think the reason why shit like this pisses a lot of people off is the knowledge that deep down, some part of each person laughing at this is laughing at the "ching chong chinaman" stereotype rather than the idiot white guys that are the butt of the satire.

I think I love you a little bit.

You think you're pleasant to be around.

Clearly you do just fine because you are, in fact, awesome. :)

This is a perfect response.

I got the applause gif covered!

If you have to do or say something racist, to point out something racist, maybe you should re-examine the point you're trying to make. But who am I kidding? Of COURSE Jezebel thinks "it's satire" is a valid excuse for racism. Again.

i wish i could star this 1000 times.

You think you're pleasant to be around. I'm a woman; I know nothing about you other than the two above comments you've made, and I'm telling you, you sound very off-putting.

PREACH.

I would insert an applause gif but I'm on mobile. :(

You're insulting both women and men with this whole "studly" and entitlement notion.

No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

So every man should never message or talk to a woman because each word they type or say is a cloth covered in chloroform.