Yeah, but Teve Torbes kicked fucking ass.

I think you meant to post that here: http://espn.go.com/college-footba…

It says that she’d rather have a little cash and a fresh start than get nothing, hope he gets sent to jail for a couple months and then worrying that someone’s going to pull up alongside her car and spray it with bullets. I don’t blame her, but you sure seem eager to. IJS

I think that Quantum isn’t a very good movie, but it’s got a lot of good bits and I think it’s a pretty decent watch. That said, it’s a pretty shameful waste of Mathieu Amalric, who might be the most underrated actor in the world.

I was trying for the life of me to figure out which standup this guy and/or his uncle stole that joke/story from. Thanks for saving me a Google search!

I guess I’m not really asking why he made it; I just can’t figure out how something so soul-destroyingly terrible was the result.

How the fuck did Thomas McCarthy end up making The Cobbler?

You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he’s a pig, but then later on you realize he actually has a really good body.

“If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue or a low I.Q. or an explosive violent temper, of course you’re gonna be lonely.”

I don't mind seeing Duke get hosed, but holy shit did they get hosed.

lol calm down whitey

RIP The Dissolve, which hosts one of the greatest reviews I’ve ever read: https://thedissolve.com/reviews/1152-b…

This might be the best thing that ever happened on this site.

So should she have her mother, who’s dead, advocate for her? Or her grandmother, who’s dead?

Considering their parent, I’m going to guess that your kids are awful little shits.

It probably wouldn’t happen to a white guy in a sweatsuit either. It’s not black people’s responsibility to be presentable for racists.

There's going to be a lot of squeaky-clean boots with all the licking going on here.

Nah, that guy is going to go have an ice cream. He’ll be fine.

the presentation (which really wasn’t as bad as you say it was)

Come on, there’s no way he doesn’t drive an early ‘00s XC-70.