This might be the best Vine:

It's not that you're a loser, it's that you're an asshole.

This is my occasional reminder that I’m blocked by Curt Schilling on Twitter.

College would probably be a lot more expensive than it already is if not for alumni contributions - a large portion of which comes from frats and sorority alumni.

lol @ “SJW”

The fat drunk sitting next to me spent the entirety of the first half trying to get me to kiss my sister, who was 11, “because she’s cute.”

Yes?

next stop #isupport88

Unfortunately, not everyone works for Amazon.

What Glorpo2 said.

Give him a break; he's a Dolphins fan.

I can’t even enjoy Ace Ventura as a Dolphins fan because as an adult I recognize that a) Dan Marino is a bitter old fuck, and b) it’s probably the most transphobic movie ever produced.

Remember when the Dolphins blew a 23-point fourth quarter lead to the Jets? Most Dolphins thing ever except for everything else the last 15 years.

As a Dolphins fan, this is correct.*

“I’m not victim-blaming, I just think that the victim deserves a bunch of blame for being sexually violated.”

Considering the fact that false rape allegations are somewhere in the 2-8% range (and the majority of rapes aren’t even reported to police), it’s between 11.5 and 50 times more ass backward closed minded to assume she’s lying.

Yeah, I think a 10-20 year absence from society is more appropriate if he’s found culpable. But way to absolve yourself with a convenient “I’m not [type of shitty human being], but [statement indicative of being that type of shitty human being].”

You can head back to #isupport88 now.

Calm down, Mr. Croce.

He walked with MLK for gods sake.