Certainly into the top 4?

Good point. Next time you're eating in public, can I walk up and slap the food out of your hand?

Peanut butter burgers are amazing. Wandered into a place called Blue Moon in Seattle after Bumbershoot and had the greasiest, most delicious peanut butter bacon burger. I disagree with the comment below that wants a very thin smear, though. I want a big fat smear of peanut butter.

Wild boar burger. The one "exotic" burger choice that sincerely offers a taste experience on par with a bacon cheeseburger. And is the bison fad still going on? God, I hope not. Bison can go get fucked.

So it's OK that I eat candy corn in the shower?

I like fancy food too! But people take food way too seriously, to the point where there's a ton of classism and elitism around food. And while conservatives are more classist and elitist around the things that really hurt people, like food stamps and housing, liberals have a really nasty and annoying habit of classism…

Interesting. I wonder what the appropriate price-point will be for party membership.

Plenty of dyed-in-the-wool liberals have an illiberal opinion or two that they can't give up.

Strange that a childless person like myself should be co-opting it, then.

I think a workable solution would be for people who can afford a $500 meal for two to quit whining; apparently it's really unbecoming to hear crying in such an expensive restaurant.

Don't worry; I'm sure there are plenty of people who will be glad to get up in arms that your fancy dinner was interrupted by a loud child.

The people eating at the French Laundry are surely oppressed by my nose-down-looking.

But why is Olive Garden considered to be oriented toward families? Because it's less expensive. How many restaurants really have $15 entrees and really have an expectation of a peaceful meal? And I've heard more than a few ostensible progressives plainly state versions of "if you can't afford a babysitter, go to the…

And the couple for whom date night at the Olive Garden is a rare treat? They're less deserving of a peaceful, enjoyable meal?

They are fantastic. Especially people that get upset about them. I feel like we should all be able to agree that spending multiple hundreds of dollars per person on a meal is silly and at least worthy of poking fun.

There may be no demographic in existence more deserving of ridicule than hoity-toity foodies. Except #gamergaters. Always #gamergaters.

You are talking to a PHD... twice over. Just kidding. Thrice over.

Sure thing. I should have been intimidated by your three PhDs that you totally didn't make up.

Must be the work of that feminist political operative you were frothing about earlier.

I like plain blueberries in Fage on the rare occasions that I eat yogurt.