I want someone to tell me everything in it because I am super curious but don’t want to spend $18.99 on this book.

I watched Veep, ate a sleeve of saltines, and had some caramel almond praline ice cream.

First, buy your hot dogs here

Spiral cut. Trust me.

This is not a good day for England.

The Cleveland of sports nations. National export is Sadness.

it was his desire to get rid of Mike Napoli, with whom he was feuding, that led to the trade that brought in Vernon Wells’s terrible contract.

Yea that's the other thing. Germany was HORRENDOUS in the final third. Literally one shot on target. I love the U.S. But am bummed as a soccer fan see a team of their quality not show any on such a big stage.

“What about us?”

Dear Alexi:

Alexi Lalas hates everyone and everything. I can’t stand that that smug faced asshole.

If you miss the goal (not that you don’t score, but that you miss the billboard sized goal) on a PK, you deserve to lose.

I’m old enough to remember all the game shows that Bill Cullen hosted. You never saw him walk because he had polio as a child & had a really bad limp.

My mother had polio as a child in the 40s and got off fairly easy- one of her legs is a little shorter than the other. But she could have died, or spent the rest of her life in an iron lung. So yeah, ALL THE VACCINES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Maher will be singing a different vaccination tune when his old ass gets shingles someday.

in the last one, the 49ers are science.

Bear Down http://thinkprogress.org/health/2014/03…

hoooooooooo. SHADE!

HOLLERING!!!!

If the game goes into extra innings, he may need to call his doctor.