Reggie also did something really strange to Andrew Bogut’s name. I can’t really describe what he did to “Andrew,” but “Bogut” came out “bawget.”

I guess maybe because I never played, but I just can’t get into hockey.

Yes, and the really confusing part is that it doesn’t look at all playful or like he’s messing around. Durant has murder in his eyes for a brief moment.

You’re complete lack of self awareness is too funny.

Nah.

Nah.

Nah.

Nope, not at all.

He is the suitor who won’t abuse you or, at the very least, doesn’t have a history of doing so.

This is solid reasoning.

Meh.

I said nothing about baseball being hallowed ground.

“If Pablo hadn’t felt ‘disrespected,’ the Giants would be stuck with him now.”

Owning a cat and not wanting to deal with its claws is the equivalent of going to the pool and not wanting to deal with getting splashed.

“But again, my point being the Giants tried to sign Pablo to a massive contract, regardless of the weight clause.”

Right, and now we see why you tried the straw man route at first.

Sigh.

Not only was that “not a sucker punch,” that was the dictionary definition of “not a sucker punch.”

“Counterpoint: Analogies are good, useful, anecdotal things.”