So the fact that it’s almost definitely sending its participants to an early, demented grave and its players keep beating the shit out of women don’t factor in at all?

I’m a die-hard Giants fan. I have absolutely no love for the St. Louis Cardinals. I’ve watched David Bell and Kenny Lofton walk off against them in 2002 while Barry Bonds ran around like a little kid; I’ve watched Barry Zito (!), Ryan Vogelsong and Matt Cain snatch their hearts out of their collective chest in 2012;…

Totally.

Meh.

It would be even better if his middle name didn’t start with the letter A.

Counterpoint: Look at the Cavaliers schedule since that Miami game and the opponents’ defensive efficiency ratings (DVR):

”Golden State lucked out in the finals with all the Cavs injuries last year...”

C’mon, man, he was the back-end of a double steal. I don’t understand why they’re talking about Bryce Harper at all.

Why is nobody talking about the fact that Johnny Manziel is obviously fucked up in that video?

“There is literally zero reason to fuck with legal firearms owners except to satisfy the hind-brain tribal impulses of people who hate legal firearms owners.”

Meh, when they’re collecting almost $100 million to be a PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE and their weight is actively preventing them from playing at a level that justifies putting them on the field?

Yes, the solution is to make it harder for everyone to get guns, thus limiting the number of guns in circulation, thus limiting the number available for loophole or straw purchases, thus making it easier to prosecute those who go about acquiring guns or selling guns illegally.

No, it’s not the gun.

“A grown woman is more responsible for her actions than a pre-teen child with a psychological disorder...”

Sure. If she had a bottle, by all means, that’s definitely a weapon. But that’s what I mean when I say I’m not talking about Marshall’s case, per se.

So your most likely scenario is this cop saw this person, who was jogging on a street with no sidewalk and causing no disturbance, decided “let’s fuck with her” and then just made up the existence of a sidewalk. Then, despite the existence of a sidewalk being a relatively straightforward question, her attorney advised…

Nothing screams ironic-hipster-white-privileged douchebags like ranking Oakland as a better city than San Francisco—not to mention Austin, Portland and Seattle as well as a great many other cities on this list, I imagine.