This might peak at mildly amusing if Evan Mathis weren’t 34.

“I will be coming hard on my 100-follower Twitter account...”

Not sure it’s the height of effective discourse to rebut an obnoxious and pearl-clutching opinion with “you’re going to die first.”

I’ve got nothing against wrestling, reality television or people who watch either.

I love that your defense is to compare it to reality television.

Every time I begin to start rooting for Toronto to finally give LeBron James some playoff competition in the Eastern Conference, someone reminds me that Drake is a Raptors cheerleader.

The irony of someone with your user name reducing the world to such simplistic, binary relationships is incredible.

The top NFL official went on to acknowledge further links between wetness and water as well as blueness and “the sky.”

Hmmm, interesting. I was thinking you could use the left lane, but simply get out of the way when someone behind you wants to go faster.

Fair enough.

“I don’t have any idea what possessed her to say it, and I don’t think there’s nearly enough public information for anybody to make an educated guess.”

Entire context.

C’mon, that really seems plausible to you from a candidate as smart and as politically tested as Hillary Clinton?!?!?

This is the real issue—given her station in life during the Reagan Administration and after it, suggesting she sincerely never knew the Reagans’ HIV/AIDS legacy borders on lunacy.

Honest question—as a member of the gay community, why in the world would you support Hillary Clinton over Bernie Sanders?

Excellent, excellent rebuttal.

To accuse Jezebel of demonizing Hillary Clinton is laughable, but let’s pretend it’s true.

But then what was it?

Who’s gonna be first to credit/blame all these half-court buzzer beaters on Steph Curry?

“Assuming Draymond Green really was knocked off stride by a Michigan shirt.”