Yup, I have to travel with male colleagues all the time, we have to treat (male) clients to dinner following meetings (and alcohol is consumed because we are ADULTS and our job is stressful!), *gasp* we even stay at the same hotel.

Unfortunately, it seems that I speak Trump. He is paying women his highest form of compliment by saying that Businessman Trump is intimidated by women in business because the chip on their collective shoulder drives them to excellence, but Pres. Trump is pleased because he’s just learned that women are his…

Oh wild. Atlanta is having problems with time management. You don’t say?

I never thought I’d be saying that W isn’t the worst president of my lifetime. Also, he may have been in someone’s pocket but at least he was bought and paid for by an American company instead of some Russian one. That’s true patriotism.

This is beyond a doubt what’s going on. (See also: massive grift)

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And here we can see she is doing a job no one on Earth would do, as in touching him or talking to him or, worse, reproducing with him.

I despise Melanoma with every fiber of my being and is matched only by my repulsion for her husband. For anyone who wants to give her a pass, she is no victim, she has 100% agency, is smarter than her husband, and every bit as selfish, petty and vindictive.

Now imagine the folly of an entire economic system where wealth is supposed to trickle down from billionaires’ coffers to the common worker! Good thing nobody of note subscribes to that sort of insanity.

Then they pull out the “Women should support female-owned businesses!”

To me, it reads like a guy who got a phone call telling him exactly what will happen to his family if he helps the FBI get the information they are looking for while he was in the middle of trying to figure out how he’s going to stay out of federal prison.

To be fair, insurance would be really cheap if it wasn’t for all the sick people.

Most of his “deals” are either scams (Trump University) or some asshole with a shitty product paying a licensing fee to put “TRUMP” on the packaging. Either way, he’s never actually had to work for shit.

“Oh no. We’ll lose all those Raider fans,” said city officials, while unsuccessfully trying to keep from laughing.

No, they can’t “hand out” guns at Arkansas games. Some black folks attend those games. Also, socialisms.

Tfw you know you gave blow jobs to the right people

This dude is only 2 years older than I am and he speaks like he just got home from a play date with Wally and the Beav. I have never said “golly” in my entire life.

This.