Ellen Degeneres as Mike Pence.

I agree with all this. He isn’t evil, just too stupid to know the evil Bannon and homophone Pence are playing him like a song. He is DYING to be loved.

These people are one spring training injury away from starting the WOE IS US routine again.

Assholes, all of you.

actually, he’s amazing at his job.

Why? They wanted this. And when it blows up in their faces, they’ll just blame the minorities (Obama, Pelosi, Schumer)

ESPN people: have to watch it because it’s on ABC. Females on other networks? ugh, I guess. But guys on other networks? WTF dude. You better be using that as a leverage or some shit when you want to watch the game.

My wife watches this crap and I can hear it in the background. You really need to hear some fake women…

These clowns still haven’t figured out how to work Trump.

another great decision by the Clinton campaign

Just rebrand it as “wealth privilege” and watch the mental gymnastics by those that were offended.

Thank you for your thoughts and your service. Wish I was as brave as you sir.

Leave it on don’t let these lunatics win

That’s what churches have always done

After hurricane sandy they told NY to drop dead when we needed federal money probably because there are minorities here

The sad part is if these people weren’t smart enough to sniff out the bait and switch before election, they won’t be smart enough to see what’s going on now. They’ll just figure out a way to blame Obama, Hillary, Pelosi and Schumer (all minorites).

Let the doping rumors begin!

I will never cease to be amazed by the amount of Americans who would rather fail with a white male than succeed with a minority. It’s mindblowing.

Trump meets with union leaders, they all kiss his ass, he awards Keystone pipeline contract to a Canadian company.

Hope they all feel like asses.

Assholes.

I’ve had this surgery and been living with a J pouch for over 8 years...he will be fine. Best of luck to Jake.

put everything in Vanguard 2045 retirement fund, sit back and relax.

The next White House Press Secretary!