You think that’s bad? I wished for yogurt, but the yogurt I got contained potassium benzoate. At least it came with its choice of toppings, though.

The frogurt is also cursed.

That’s upsetting. It isn’t just the scoring, it’s also most of the original songs. I have the CDs of Songs in the Key of Springfield and Go Simpsonic and they still get regular play on my iPod. He’s going to be tough to replace.

I wish for a turkey sandwich... AND I don’t want any ZOMBIE turkeys, and I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it, paw?

Sorry guys. The whole “The Simpsons is running forever” thing is my fault. I got one of those monkey’s paws in 1994.

Bond used to be released in Summer, but I think License To Kill underperformed, they’ve sorta made November their “safe spot” for the franchise in North American. Bond could still be the perfect summer movie if they tried though.

Yeah, sometimes that can backfire though. Apparently some Chinese audience were angry at Fan Bingbing being wasted in DOFP for example.

Hollywood spread itself way too thin. They release way too many films a year, but so many of them are scheduled on the same particular week that they basically eat into each other. They could spend their time better, by actually scheduling certain films in August. I mean they have no problem nowadays releasing certain…

And the movies that people liked all came out within a few weeks, while June and August were both pretty dead. If they had been spread out a little more, or if any movies came out that people liked between Wonder Woman and Spider-Man, we’d be talking about how successful this season was.

Before, when you clicked on “see all notifications”, it used to tell which post, so you didn’t have to click on each individual one to find out. But then they “improved” kinja by taking that feature away. Everybody hates the change, as well as the infinite scrolling change.

Mathilda May can over-saturate everything as far I’m concerned

Just tell yourself that every single movie scene has an invisible naked space vampire in it. If you’re watching a movie with someone else, occasionally point out where you think the vampire is in the scene. Comment on how hot they might be. Vampires are usually pretty hot if it’s not a Nosferatu situation. I love…

I first saw it as a kid on HBO, and I thought every movie would, and should, have a naked space vampire

Lifeforce is indeed very underrated and Mathilda May looks amazing in it.

My dad rented Lifeforce on VHS back in the day. It was the first time I can recall I saw a naked woman on TV. Thanks, Tobe.

RIP... The world needs more hot naked space vampires

The people who might be drawn in to invade AVC from Jezebel and the like are the last fucking people in the world I’d care to hang with online. Unbearable and humorless and profoundly unwitty, though they all think themselves Wildean wits. They’re not, they’re pathetic. I was a persona on Gawker ten or twelve years…

*Siiiiiiiiiiigh*

I don’t know. Every time I see Taylor Swift she reminds me a 80's porn actress.

I’m roughly two and a half years older than Taylor Swift, but it feels like she’s at least ten years younger than me.