"So, let me in the fucking house".

I dig that joke as well.

"Blister in the Sun" is overplayed, but I never get tired of it.

Did anyone ever watch his late night talk show on MTV back in 2003? "The New Tom Green Show"

1998 week…will bring us "Snake Eyes".

Since 1998, I've used a variation of that line.

I love that Paint Your Wagon joke in "All Singing, All Dancing".

Great..a parasite.

As maligned as "The Principal and The Pauper" is, it has this one quiet moment that manages to get to me.
When the Real Skinner meets up with the fake Skinner (aka Armin Tamzarian), they have this exchange:
Real Skinner: You've led quite a life, Tamzarian
Armin Tamzarian: It's your life. I just kept it warm for you.

Make sure you chew thoroughly.

But, Miss Jones seems like such a delightful woman.

Captivity…that's a great place for you.

I'm looking at the Wikipedia list for Season 9. Man, there are so many episodes I love.

Actually, it's hard to believe you have any parents at all.

Putting that in my notes.

There is. There totally is.

But, certainly Debbie will welcome me in Dallas, right?

Well, judging by your comments above, it's hard to believe that you were ever introduced to any kind of human interaction.

But…but…there's a difference between avoiding things and being a complete psychopath looking to inflict pain on someone.

Good thing I cancelled those Colorado plane tickets.