I'll just have to find someone else to exploit me.

You know what I got Christmas?! It was a banner fucking year at the Bender residence! My dad got me a carton of cigarettes! He said, "Smoke up, Johnny!"

I have to keep my slide rule and retainer case somewhere …

The Nicolas cage version of "The Wicker Man" is a Secret Success.

That summary - a woman drives a huge truck through a post-apocalyptic wasteland - has shades of "Fury Road."

Did he work with PWR BTTM? Well, that's your answer, then.

I'm still waiting on "Morbidly Obese Message Board Commenter" Ken.

I'm still holding out hope for a show based on the "More Than Brothers" fan fiction.

"Lawyer Jay Sekulow had a rough Sunday morning facing off against morning show hosts, attempting to deny that his boss, Donald Trump, was not under investigation by the FBI."

There is no possible way this will be better than "Dead Snow: Red vs. Dead."

There is no shortage of plug-and-play devices that let you play old, shitty Atari games.

I'm still waiting on the third season of "You're the Worst."

I was forced by the left to snort a fat rail of pot. Now, all I do is collect welfare and watch the Logo network.

I assume Rob Schneider is also on this bill?

Upvoted for "Ramada Inn in space."

Anything in particular, or is that just a general judgement of my existence? That Klingon is unusually dark, when compared with others, and I'm pretty sure I did turn the movie off with about 40 minutes left.

That is an odd-looking Klingon.

James Ellroy's "Underworld USA" trilogy takes great joy in describing Hoover's paranoia and the way it manifested itself in the actions of the FBI.

if you have a few dollar to spend, I'd recommend "The New Annotated H.P. Lovecraft." The notes are worth it.

#nojusticeforbarb