Located above the snow line atop what everyone refers to as simply “the mountain,” every window—except for the ones completely blocked by snow—casually opens onto a stunning vista, as if to say, “Oh, that? That’s just the white-capped peak out back of the old maintenance shed.”

Awww, man. I liked ME2, didn't like ME3 and have (so far) skipped Andromeda. I'm waiting for it to turn up on "My Life of Flops" and be ruled a secret success.

Those images look like they were taken from video game cut scenes.

The phrase "starts genuinely crying" reminds me a lot of the phrase "legitimate rape."

This is the inevitable reaction to Ted Turner colorizing all those movies years ago.

I was lucky to see him with ARU. Dying while playing a tribute concert to yourself isn't the worst way to go. The Mike Gordon film "Outside Out" features lots of Col. Bruce's idiosyncratic behavior.

Brando once appeared on the set of "The Missouri Breaks" naked from the waist down because he wanted to be shot only in close up*

The discussion of Johnny Depp is the topic of the story we are discussing right now.

I don't bother watching his movies anymore, so I guess that's fine.

You mean right now? Sure.

It was the early '90s. Ellen wasn't even on the air.

I can remember a time in my life when recaps of what happened on a talk show the night before wasn't a regular thing.

No spoiler alert on the whole "kids die in a fire" thing? You're an asshole, Sam.

It's where I get all my Hollywoo-related news.

"The suit was filed electronically on Sunday, ho is seeking class action status."

I guess I only need one of them, but which one???

I'd like to start a film production company for the express purpose of pissing off these assholes. First up: a George Wallace biopic starring Kat Williams.

Altamont was no picnic, man …

Bring back Martin Mull.

… the boys go to a bicycle shop and nearly get molested by Gordon Jump."