True. It's also missing the words cuck, libtard, white genocide, and Killary.

"Patches O'Houlihan" was taken.

It's as if the ghost of Andy Kaufman has risen from his grave.

Pabst Blue Ribbon!!!!!

Or someone who got a Google alert for O'Reilly and simply had to weigh in, which must be exhausting these days.

Digital style!

Is Reverse-Flash a guy who moves really slow, or a guy who jumps out in front of you and puts on more clothing?

I lost count of the number of times I heard the word "family" in the trailer for the latest Fast & Furious movie.

If James Woods gets hold of your TARDIS, the whole space-time continuum is at risk! If, one day, we all wake up and take his face on Mount Rushmore for granted, I'll know Who to blame.

Bring on the Alec Baldwin memoir, Rabin.

Somebody's gettin' sued!

In his defense, they all look the same to him.

Reed Hastings hates us all.

Trump just found his replacement for Spicer.

Racist frogs notwithstanding, that is a lot of denim, and our neighbors to the north don't seem racist enough for this to really take off.

See also: "Black Knight"

"Locked Out"

I'm pretty sure Wario is in charge of production. Bowzer runs distribution and Ganon handles public relations.

Nice. I'm looking forward to not being able to buy this, which will prompt warm nostalgic memories of not getting what I wanted as a child.

Cash me ousside