My nerd heaven will include the green alien women with two navels from "Star Trek", as well as the woman with three breasts from "Total Recall."

In the old days, they would have had someone write this who actually likes Star Trek.

The hospital administrator from "The Knick." One of the many reasons I'm sad we won't be getting a third season is the fact this weasel won't get what he deserves.

I look forward to seeing this in IMAX 3D this weekend. Afterward, I'm going to sneak into a screening of "Logan." Good times.

Too soon, man. Too soon.

Seriously, the kinds of jobs that drug test - like working at a fucking supermarket - are exactly the kinds of jobs you should be stoned for. i don't know anyone who has a great job and gets drug tested. Unless you're a pilot or something, there is no reason.

No, but it helps.

Back when I did smoke and drive, the worst thing that happened to me was going into a gas station to pay for gas, and then driving off before I pumped it. I did this all the time, I mean all the fucking time.

NPR fools me every year. One year they did a story about the Slow Internet Movement, interviewing hipsters who went to a coffee shop that only offered dial-up access. The interviewees discussed how the slower connection made them thoughtful about what they chose to look at, and that they appreciated it more.

All of the folks at DC really need to read Alan Moore's take on a"Supreme" and perhaps realize making something dark and gritty doesn't make it better.

Zach Snyder does suck, as does the MCU. It's all garbage. Now where's my "Cerebus the Aardvark" movie?

I'm shocked - shocked! - an asshole who's shit all over everyone his entire life isn't looking out for the little guy.

Holy "this might not suck" Batman!

I won't watch anything longer than two hours unless it's got Hobbits in it.

My windows are covered with aluminum foil, as is my head to keep out the signals.

I liked "Get Out" but it seems a bit early in the year to be handing out a Director of the Year award.

No, because I don't want to be observed using cocaine and marijuana.

This is why I don't leave the house.

In your ear, Ebert!

I assume the villain will be a Comcast customer service rep, and the hero is trying to cancel his service.