I really liked Chuck Barris; but then again, I like oral surgery.

The real downside is that, for one week, conservatives will have to watch something else while they masturbate.

I finally got to see "Get Out." Fun little movie.

They say there will be dragons but all we get are floppy wieners.

Usually, I'm not a fan of the concept of trigger warnings. In this case though, …

Picturing Trump trying to read reminds of George Costanza trying to read "Breakfast at Tiffany's." In the end, he's just going to end up renting the movie.

Fair enough. Perhaps you will find this more convincing:

I spent my college summers working in a factory. One day, someone from HR came around the floor and offered the following: allow him to stamp the company logo on my forehead. if I come in the next day and the logo is still there, I would be in the running for a chance to win $100. I was the only one who said no, and I…

It puts in the mood to help my pledges consecrate their vows of obedience.

Grateful Dead, Cornell 5/8/77 set II

i used to be an adventurer like you …

That scene where she goes out for tea is visually stunning.

Nice try, A.V. Club, with that A- for "American Honey." There's still no way I'm watching anything with Shia LaBeouf.

Just for fun, what do you ( and everyone else) think would be on Trump's Spotify list? At the risk of being too obvious, I'm going with "Money" by Pink Floyd, "Money, Honey" by Elvis and "Money Money Money" by Abba.

Back in the '90s, i had what was referred to then as a "chinger" that allowed me to make free calls from a public phone by replicating the sound of money being deposited. There were buttons to replicate the sounds of nickels, dimes and quarters, which I never really understood because all I ever used was the quarter…

I'm pretty sure this is why dubstep exists. I mean, it can't be for enjoyment, right?

Product with THC content below 25 percent is for housewives and little girls.

The only person who would be a right fit for this is early '90s-era Bono.

Juggalos everywhere also expressed displeasure with the video, denouncing it as perpetuating the public's stereotypical view of clown-on-clown violence.

"World of Illusion" on the Sega Genesis was a really fun Disney-based game.