(screaming)

“pure fire”

Slow news day, huh?

Still can’t believe how great the art design in this game was. The crones are some of the coolest villains I’ve ever seen before.

So characters who are young teenagers can’t speak the way young teenagers did when this story (looks like it) takes place? It must suck being so easily offended.

Holy shit Fahey! That’s literally right down the street from where I work (the Starbucks next to Honeybaked Ham and Provino’s). If you’re ever in the area again stop by and I’ll whip you up whatever you would like on the house.

“Did they deliver? Yes. It is correct that there is nothing wrong with having a little fun.”

I think losing Ultimate Reed would be a big mistake.

If the game plays well, who the fuck cares what you play as, you asshole

See, the thing about well-written characters is, they usually have an arc. They start off one way (Luke Skywalker is whiny and impulsive in Star Wars) and, through the course of their adventures, grow and change (and in Return of the Jedi, Luke is wiser and stronger and more capable). If a character ends a story the…