So…. it's a diaper genie. In a toilet. That looks vaguely like a sphincter. I suppose that's synchronicity.

The fact that they released an album and went on tour without Ed is kind of stunning. Like, I'm a pretty big fan of Live through The Distance to Here and I couldn't tell you who any of the other dudes are. It'd be like Bon Jovi touring without Jon Bon Jovi.

It's been around for a while. Todd Solondz hit some kind of pinnacle with Happiness. And man, Excision was a big ol' pile of crap. I'd like to see someone do a movie like this who has an even perfunctory understanding of how humans talk to each other and interact. There's no truth to it.

It's the most exciting entertainment news story of 1998! And one of the most depressing ones of 2016!

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What, no Under the Milky Way?

Sure, but the identity of the Marauders is vital to one of the overarching themes of the series: Your parents used to be kids like you, and what they did was important and still relevant today—which means what yo'ure doing now is important and will change the world your kids inherit (that's why I still love the…

Good list, but it's missing all the wonderful recordings of Poe's father throughout her Haunted album. It's basically a concept album about dealing with grief from her father's death, and the recordings go from eerie to heartwarming throughout. Just listen to If You Were Here and try not to cry.