Hey Z0DIAC, I think you'd like Marathon Man, seriously. And I think I would've liked Cloverfield a lot more in the theater. You didn't like the hairless freaky dogs in I Am Legend?

To be fair (to them more than me), I'm not a professional film critic. I don't review movies at all, just gobble 'em up. I'm guessing Noel, Scott, Nathan, Keith, and Tasha have seen all of those movies, probably many times.

It comes out April 22 on DVD. We got an early copy. It also has "alternate endings" that aren't revelatory in any way.

I didn't realize that was her! That's a funny coincidence.

Destiney
Dude, Destiney got herself kicked out by not getting Bret's name tattooed on her neck. She could've saved herself just by getting the show name, but no… It was clear right then and there that Bret wasn't into her — she's not crazy enough to get his name tattooed on her, she's out.

We're having this conversation via IM anyway, but let me share with our readers: I mostly just want South Park to be funny. If they're topical and funny, that's great. But funny, to me, is more important. And to the comment above, about thinking the Internet memes things was stupid but not being able to stop laughing……

Those are real purty, lexicondevil. I like the "2 cats" best.

Shift-refresh.

Sorry bout that, they should all work now.

We do need more interns in the Chicago office. No pay, but you do get your fill of Taste Test foods.

Here's as good a place as any…
Though it applies to many comments sections on record reviews, I'll say it here:

Firsties.
Coming soon: Firsties t-shirts.

The files available via the band's website will be 320kpbs, which I'm told is CD-quality, correct?

Yeah, pretty sure that's Damian from Fucked Up. Apparently we missed most of their antics this year, but you can read about some stuff in the Saturday reports, as soon as those go up.

Hey, thanks Jay. It'll be open to everybody, but likely mostly written by me and Nathan — we're the ones most likely to purposely watch movies we're pretty sure we'll hate. But maybe the joy of discovery will infect other writers, too.

I think I was moving my hands toward or away from them when the picture was taken, but maybe I'm just a gentleman and didn't want to touch them. It does look pretty damn weird, I realize. But the whole thing was pretty damn weird.

I really do hate that song, on many levels. But it's really the combination of the song and Seth's "celebrity" that strikes me as funny. The guy is famous by the longest stretch of the definition, and it's for doing the most pandering, ridiculous thing ever. He's on the William Hung level. Anyway…

It's always been okay around here! We're sensitive.

Dammit, I think I will! Thanks!

Jason, what are you doing posting as Stacy?