When the GT40 in front of it spins out at 3:15... that's when my butthole glued itself shut.

Man, that sound!

Please, continue on how you don't like things that other people like.

With all due respect, I hate you.

Anyone who wishes for a return to our 'gritty' past is a goddamn moron. Personally, I like being able to walk around without worrying about getting mugged at knifepoint.

Working at a restaurant, I have to say:

He's just repeating what he said to his wife every day. Until she left and burned the house down for some reason.

I think you accidentally posted the wrong pic, here I'll fix it for you.

yeah, my sister and I walked 1/3 of a mile to/from school when we were 5 and 7. It meant we got to sleep in 45 minutes later and it also meant we got home 45 minutes faster.

I understand parents being advised not to do this by law enforcement.

You don't have nouveaux-middle class habits, which include chaperoning your kid every time they breathe outside the approved radius? In jail with you, ladies.

So what is too young to go to the park by yourself these days? I grew up in the 70's and 80's and everyone sent their kids to the park by themselves all summer long.

Back in the day, they would have kept locking my mom up for this because I was always walking to the park alone. They are truly wasting people's time with shit like this. He just walk to the park. This whole situation is pointless . They're gonna put her in jail with the real criminal over this?

Man, it really bugs me when people say stuff like that. Yes. A mustang is lighter. But you know what? That mustang feels like a pig next to my 350Z, and you know what? My 350Z feels like a pig next to an S2000, which feels like a pig next to a first gen MR2, which feels like a pig next to an MGB which feels like a pig…

How old are you? What was your first car? The contour and mystique didn't coincide with this year. That was the tempo and topaz. When the contour was out, the Taurus was into the bubbly bullshit era. A design (while we're throughing opinions out there) that was crap compared to this. nevermind comparing this to a…

It wasn't just the look of these cars that was revolutionary, the Taurus/Sable cars were the first mainstream Fords in a long time to offer enhanced levels of convenience and accommodation features. These had clever things like fold-out tables in the backs of the wagons, sliding sun visors, and interior materials that…

I consider myself for many things every day. Just yesterday, I considered myself for a delightful caprese wrap.

Hey, at least he didn't say it was terrifying. You know, like 32% of Gawker headlines these days.

RAF typhoon and tornado.