Wouldn’t want to miss another left turn!

No, they’re just parroting the commonly circlejerked opinions on here without realizing that they conflict.

It happens more than you’d think. The GT86 is also underpowered but with the perfect amount of power.

It’s like they have ADHD or the post was written by two different people with opposite opinions.

96 payments of 3.125 cents!

So, a coprolite is a piece of fossilized feces, literally stone-cold shit, and yet paleontologists get frothy excited when one is found. It’s not how foul a thing is, it’s how good an indicator of an era or experience it is. The Trabant is possibly the worst car ever foisted on the car-buying public, and yet today…

You know, I had a ‘93 Tempo GL sedan for a short time, with the Vulcan V6, in this same silver-bluish color. That fucker had some torque, and could really move!

“The Cavalier, which was a class down and competed against the Escort, was a more compelling car”

I absolutely guarantee there are dozens of hidden issues with this thing. As soon as you fix one, another pops up, then another, and next thing you know you’re $10k in the hole. CP.

I looked at the Mustang* Mach-E site, and I found the electric crossover I would buy

It felt like he was screaming into a speech to text program.

same

Give a man a saw and he stabs for one day.

“It’s a good problem to have, to have 3 quarterbacks competing.”

Nah, there were tons of them around. By 1987 Ford was wise to the fact that not everyone wanted the GT with all its added body kit, so the LX 5.0 was offered in all three body styles.

If the reporters didn't see Jay in the locker room, where did they think he was? Jimmy Johns?

Have had the same done with B-1b's and once had a B-52 do that here just off the Caprock area in the TX panhandle.

It's just amazing how massive the B-1b really is when it gets close.

Me as a kid:
"Doop de doo." *poking ant hill with a stick*
rumblerumblerumble
*Looks up from ant hill* "That's gotta be a B-1, where is it?"
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This is the best column I've read on Jalopnik in weeks. Great job.

This whole thing was one alert driver away from being a homicide. @ :14 Over the Buccaneers...the motherfucking Buccaneers...Your skull was almost run over for The Tampa Bay Buccaneers.. Let that marinate.

He beat y'all twice this year, with mega-clutch plays in both.

Born and raised Bengals fan here, and until this red-headed penis can go three games without shitting on himself there is no hope. Pittsburgh this weekend, Cleveland next, and the Broncos on Monday Night make up the next three-week stretch. I might not watch that Denver game, either: combine Von Miller and DeMarcus…