And let's thought experiment this: If the DB, instead of intercepting the underthrown ball, deflects it, and it hits Kuechly in the ass, then what would the call be?

If Gronk wasn't attempting to come back to the underthrown ball, then I'd pick up the flag, but he did. That's what the conferring officials missed.

Hahaha. Well shit. I've been through that plane from end to end. I wonder where they did it at.

The crowd cheers differently! The pitch is different. It sounds like a crowd of 30,000 6th graders. Wow. Okay then.

There is no such thing as a 1985 Taurus.

I win.

You're still a douchebag. Deal with it.

She looks like Kurt Russell in drag.

That retarded Nissan Versa commercial Keep It In Motion with the shitty hippie fake Woody Guthrie style lyrics and the handclaps. I'm not even going to bother looking for it, it's so annoying.

The 90's were bad for that too.

It's not the lack of round headlights that does it as much as that upward kink to the C pillar that makes it look more like an Accord. I think it's going to look more like a Genesis Coupe, especially without the cut lines, and being smaller than the current car.

Nope. Looks like a Genesis Coupe with a Fusion nose stuck on it. FAIL.

Me personally, it's that fucking song they keep playing in the background of the trailer. gThat one fucking line over and over: "I can't stop... I can't stop op op op op". Makes me want to stab my eyes out. Who was that, that one guy from The Voice? Bad taste in my mouth over that. Might see it on video.

Love it. Happy you got your car back, man.

"I would like to strike, to tie down, cut many hot slits in flesh until blood loss and screams exhaust them, but society at large thinks that’s too high a price to pay for the theft of what appears to anyone else, just a super clean old pickup. And they are probably right: Instead of revenge, I seek only the car."

I want to kick Clyde's ass. Crackpipe.

I think they actually used to race these. There was an AWD one, wasn't there? Some people swore by them at the time.

How all the convoluted executive titles for a car club? What is this, the Assad Regime?

"Something I've noticed while writing the Used Car Face Off every week is the apparent inability I have to write about many American cars from the '80s, '90s and '00s. I try, I really do, but very few of the cars from this era have aged particularly well. It's probably most apparent when you're looking at the big…