Huh?
Does someone need me here?

@Jorge
I was busy doing a line of the CD case for Duran Duran's Rio and trying to beat my high score on Ms. Pac Man.

Impersonation may be the sincerest form of flattery, but its also the lowest form of comedy.

Dammit!
That's my line! I say boneitis!
Fuck it!

@Jim
I'm sure there are, but I live in Massachusetts.
Irish Catholic women do not age well…

@Bertram
Wow, your first comment on AV Club and it was about me.
I'm honored.

How the fuck do you expect me to hold a baby AND cover myself with a blanket?

They already made that movie:
http://tinyurl.com/cbpxuj

To be fair Prison Wine, the vacuum was leading him on.

Zac Efron…
should only be so lucky to grow up to be Matthew Perry.
Also, Michelle Trachtenburg hasn't had a good career, has she? Shit's gone downhill since Buffy ended.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
New Jersey is gross and cougars aren't hot.
The end.

Pedro: The Movie
It uses what looks like amateur soap opera actors to act out what they already filmed to begin with.

@Fhtagn
I have honestly had more than one dream about Zooey being a dominatrix.
She looks so sweet, but she's a cruel, cruel girl…

With what?
Her cheekbones.
ZING!

@Noel
You mean you don't post naked pics of yourself like the rest of America?

Lots of stories about musicals lately
First American Idiot, and The Hazards of Love originally being a musical.
Best story though is this:
http://tinyurl.com/cnx6to

Lots of stories about musicals lately
First American Idiot, and The Hazards of Love originally being a musical.
Best story though is this:
http://tinyurl.com/cnx6to

I know Fritzy, and he's not even watching Charmed for the subtle seething hate between Shannen Doherty and Alyssa Milano that seeps into their scenes together in the early seasons.

I don't have a legacy, I have a legashe.

Huh,
pretty girl.