Nicolas Cage
Why is he saving the world?
That's Will Smith's sthick.

Over the weekend I found a box containing a seemingly random assortment of numbers. After deciphering them I have discovered that………that…….you and all your loved ones will get boneitis in the near future!

The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen

This was the first…
episode of SNL I saw as a ki……
ARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!
My Boneitis!
With my last breath, I curse Prison WINNNNNNEEEEEEEE!

Something somehing something Boneitis something something.
God I'm tired…
::Josh falls asleep, slumped over his keyboard::

The main reason I bother to post on AV Club isn't a crippling need to shoot my mouth off, but the people. The only way I can justify wasting my time here is because the people who post here are so smart and entertaining.

I love Sean Connery
it's a shame his final movie was so horrible.

I'm not sure if I can do this but…
Josh, DIE OF BONEITIS!

I always root…
for the fat one.
Thats just my way.

I got a huge bonus from my goverment-bailed-out company.
See you in Cabo, bitches!

Up next on Inside Edition, George Clooney helps build a school in Chad for orphans.

That firstie was so bad it could've been a Mad TV skit.
Your boneitis sir.

You rang Tommy.
Oh, you need some boneitis?
Sure, no problem.

I'm pretty sure you all know where I stand on this from yesterdays DVD thread.

I too have always wondered why exactally people spray tan. Everyone knows it's fake.

Grey's Anatomy Video Game
Does this mean I can finally punch Catherine Higel in the face?
God she's horrible.

::Puts hand on Elitist Trash's shoulder::
Don't worry about it, I can take it from here.

And it's not even Friday yet…

Hanging From Under the Cork Tree

@Riff
The avatar is what I wished I looked like. (though I'm really quite handsome)
@Tomwaits
It's in the event that someone I know reads the AV Club, or just to vent, take your pick.