Get'em Joey Mousepad, and Clamps!
"It's gonna be clamp this, and clamp that. Bada-climp, bada-clamp!"

HOLY FUCK!
This needs money NOW!

What?
You want me to do all the work?
Either post the link or forget it, I have important things to do, like watch Ricky Gervais and Elmo comically spar on Sesame Street.

"Good Thing" by Fine Young Cannibals

Cake? I love cake! Best death ever!
(Sorry to anyone truly saddend by this man's death)

@Rihanna
I predicited this would happen. A few weeks ago when the picture of Rihanna was on Videoacracy, I said someone on AV Club would do something douchey with it and I was right, but I wish I hadn't been.

I was worried Amelie wasn't going to cover this season.

People can't just say how they feel, that makes me angry!

I see people all the time with those, and I think "How did they not break 5 minutes after you got them?"

@Tuxedo
like…BONEITIS!

Tough Love
Its about time a man had the courage to tell women that their fat and ugly and if they don't start letting men have sex with them their gonna die alone.

I don't like him starring at me.

That was the only comic shop I've ever seen that plays Imogen Heap in the background.

You're kidding realistic!
Next you'll be telling me she's not punk rock or has acic reflux.

Sherri Shepherd
She's the one who thinks the world is flat, right?

I can't be called rusty again.

I hate to admit it, but American Dad proves that Seth McFarlane isn't stupid, just lazy.

@CW
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!

Yeah, and besides, the award for worst band name of the year has already gone to Natalie Portman's Shaved Head.

This doesn't matter anyway, because Lily Allen is the queen of Twitter.