I won't see this…
Until the make Guess Who? into a mystery-thriler starring Tommy Lee Jones.

I like you guys.
You're all sharks.

Shopping addiction
is totally a made up illness.

Even the slight chance of this happening is good enough for me.

It's interesting you say that Prison Wine. I was under the assumption that everyone stole music off the internet and I was the only one who still paid for music, for alas, I too have no monies.

He's just not that into you
Diden't a comedian write it?

Thanks for the space Yummish, Diablo Coty is the Seth McFarlane of film, as he is the Katy Perry of television, as she is the Diablo Coty of music.
You see, it's circular.
I'm starting to think they're all the same person.

I know she's gonna be pissed.
I'm scared.

I'm here, ready for the show!
(Seriously though, this is total bullshit)

Angela; "I will respect the results of the duel."
Meredith: "I call loser."

I feel your pain Beautiful, now no one will ever know how misunderstood I am.

Fuck, they screwed up my awesome username!
How will anyone know how misunderstood I am!

Tool Academy
Proving that women are dumb and have awful taste in men.

Thanks for the clairafacation McNulty. I'll be sure to train hard and soon I will be the best firstie in AV Club history.

an admitted failed firstie.
But I tried and have no regrets.

Not
a fan.

Film adaptation of a poorly written tweener book involving one of the following:
-Teen Hipsters and their problems
-Wiccans (or the un-politcally correct term, wizards)
-Vampires
-Magical Lands inside furniture with overt Christian overtones.