Well, guess that’s my diet plan. Look at this fat bitch, hunger goes away.

When the founding fathers say citizens should be armed to protect themselves from tyranny, I take their word of that of some hipster with a neckbeard.

Hard to believe that a bunch of people playing dress-up are scared of a firearm. Never saw that coming.

Social Justice Warriors, afraid of everything. Sack up.

Prepare to die old, sad, and alone.

Agreed. Kids are becoming a punch pussified “we’re all a special snowflake”. Nobody cares about anyone elses kids.

Jesus...make kids even pussier...

Drop that godawful Legends and they have room for another.

Fuck California

For crying out loud, you don’t need an article to tell you to eat better when your roomate doesnt. Just fuckin eat better.

Who gives a shit about your Slack conversations?

When officials and the police are telling you not to come, that it’s a shithole, you’re on your own.

Season 1 was awful. It’s Sliders + Superheros.

Fuck That Shit.

Skinny jeans on “men” who can grow a neckbeard but can’t change a tire has to be a turnoff.

Until the potential employers look and see Gawker.

Still sounds stupid.

You must be new here. These bloggers make about $5 for their article. They don’t care. As long as ad impressions come through, its gold.

Also, I can’t stand Tulip. I dont know if the actress is overacting or if the character is written that way, but I usually fast forward when she’s on.

You Democrats and Liberals are so upset that they’re dumping these emails that you’re not concerned with what’s on them, and the fact that they even exist.