No way! Adding water to something dry will hydrate it and make it softer?! GTFO!!!

When Gmail can have a unified inbox, instead of me having to go back and forth to each account, call me.

If the flu or a peanut takes you or anyone else out, their genes aren’t needed in the pool.

Or, just let the buyer know. If they have bad credit but still think the latest phone is what they need, then let them pay extra.

Also, you could could fill up someone else’s hoo-ha with goof juice and get caught.

If you can’t get a close shave with a Bic, just kill yourself. Shaving is not hard, provided you keep the blade clean.

If you can’t get a close shave with a Bic, just kill yourself. Shaving is not hard, provided you keep the blade…

Because they want you to use their product the way they see fit, so you can’t tinker it to death and then complain about it being slow and shitty.

Oh for gods sake...wash your clothes. Maybe your jeans can skip a wash, but you’ve most likely farted in them a few times.

But you can’t prove whether they tried or not. That’s the problem, no set standard.

Except that is not legally binding.

Making fat fucks happy!

There can’t be fraud if there’s no obligation to fulfill a promise though. All someone has to do is say they gave it their best try, and they’re legally covered.

But there’s no legal obligation to do anything, so your point is moot.

I’m going to steal the term “shitlords” and apply it in my everyday conversations. Thank you.

That’s the thing about Kickstarter. You are under ZERO obligation to ever deliver, and there is nothing that can be done about it.

Time to reevaluate your career and/or spending habits.

Signed, there are plenty of other places to get your checkups.

It only matters if an amendment is enforced.

You should ask a real tax accountant, not some bloggers and commenters...

The problem with having that sort of easy access to a Roth to borrow against is that...it’s easy to borrow. Most people will find a reason to borrow (maybe they want a new car, want to go on a vacation, or whatever else), and they’ll dip into it, just like a regular savings. At least with a traditional, you’ll think…