If you can’t get a close shave with a Bic, just kill yourself. Shaving is not hard, provided you keep the blade clean.

If you can’t get a close shave with a Bic, just kill yourself. Shaving is not hard, provided you keep the blade…

Because they want you to use their product the way they see fit, so you can’t tinker it to death and then complain about it being slow and shitty.

Oh for gods sake...wash your clothes. Maybe your jeans can skip a wash, but you’ve most likely farted in them a few times.

But you can’t prove whether they tried or not. That’s the problem, no set standard.

Except that is not legally binding.

Making fat fucks happy!

There can’t be fraud if there’s no obligation to fulfill a promise though. All someone has to do is say they gave it their best try, and they’re legally covered.

But there’s no legal obligation to do anything, so your point is moot.

I’m going to steal the term “shitlords” and apply it in my everyday conversations. Thank you.

That’s the thing about Kickstarter. You are under ZERO obligation to ever deliver, and there is nothing that can be done about it.

Time to reevaluate your career and/or spending habits.

Signed, there are plenty of other places to get your checkups.

It only matters if an amendment is enforced.

You should ask a real tax accountant, not some bloggers and commenters...

The problem with having that sort of easy access to a Roth to borrow against is that...it’s easy to borrow. Most people will find a reason to borrow (maybe they want a new car, want to go on a vacation, or whatever else), and they’ll dip into it, just like a regular savings. At least with a traditional, you’ll think…

You should also add that nobody cares about your kid, and arent impressed with his skills that you think he has. And making your kid your Facebook profile picture is creepy.

I think if you downloaded any of these apps (besides angry birds), you deserve to have your phone hacked.

Why are they called drones? Drones are supposed to be automated, these are just RC airplanes with tactical names.

Why are they called drones? Drones are supposed to be automated, these are just RC airplanes with tactical names.

Don’t take medical advice from one mom on Lifehacker. Jesus..

This shit is boring...She doesn’t use or do anything groundbreaking. Go find someone who is doing something cutting edge.