I like my bourbon to taste like bourbon, not some pussy little girl drink.

What does a Youtube blogger need hardware like that for?

If this helps you out at all in life, kill yourself

Move or deal.

This is stupid....just use ONE clorox wipe when you’re done and clean your mess. You’re going to have to clean it anyway since you’re not covering every inch, so just do it right. Jesus Christ...

Outlook sucks if you have multiple accounts, half the time I get a ‘You have too many sign ins’, and I have to load up my browser and logout, let outlook login, and then go back and login again.

If you’re having to move in with your inlaws, you shouldnt be getting married.

As opposed to “hey I met your mom at a bar and got a bj in the bathroom”. Or ‘hey, I was too scared to talk to people in life, so we met on match’. Quit being a judgmental piece of shit.

I bet there’s a lot of sausage on there, and a small amount of clam.

The old version was better. Now its clunky.

Blowjobs. Infinite blowjobs.

How many stupid debt posts are going to be here? You don’t need to hack your life and lie to yourself to pay your bills. I’ll simplify it, feel free to use it forever and never link to some stupid article again.

Give it a time limit, then walk from that shit.

Well, it was written on the 12th (the weekend), and the weekend shift is a bunch of interns trying to pad their resumes.

Are Japanese vaginas sideways?

This is crap.

Also, double-wrap it before you bang any booth bitches.

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This is horseshit. I guess the weekend writers are a day early.

In America, it’s ok, because these losers want it to be ok.