Don’t eat hot pockets and pizza rolls. You’ll get fat.

Nobody cares who you were in highschool. You are now officially a nobody, and hopefully you were taught how to handle disappointment in life, because it’s coming.

Does it update the beta?

Some could say that clicking is easier than opening a terminal, finding your notepad with these terminal commands, copy and pasting, and then undoing it later.

Hasn't soy been linked to breast cancer?

I work with a rescue group, and we foster-failed on two of the mom’s puppies (we still have her while she goes through her heartworm treatment).

You say "I dumped this person cause of this. You do it, you're OUTTA HERE!"

Why do I care about data usage on my non-mobile browser? I'm not dumb enough to own a chromebook with limited data.

Paying for freeloader's health insurance before i get a refund.

This article is pretty boring. At least have them write a few words as to what some of the non-obvious things are used for.

Unless it wasn't a complete wrapper, but more like those half-wrappers so you can carry it in one hand. Maybe they opened it up to make a makeshift plate?

I remember when I got refunds..

Fart in front of each other. Not a cute little toot, but one where it might be wise to do a maintenance wipe. If he/she doesn't look up, you're good.

...no shit?

From the same guy who told small business people that they didnt do it themselves. The same guy who wants to take from the hard workers and give to the freeloaders. Fuck this guy.

Do you archive junk mail?

Why would I archive junk mail? Google seems to be ignoring all of my 'Mark as Spam' filters.

Nope. And you can't swipe to delete either, you have to choose them and then delete them.

I don't want to Archive spam.

No...you don't need to hack anything to do this...just make a damn budget and add your bill + extra to pay it off. DONE.