I work with a rescue group, and we foster-failed on two of the mom’s puppies (we still have her while she goes through her heartworm treatment).

You say "I dumped this person cause of this. You do it, you're OUTTA HERE!"

Why do I care about data usage on my non-mobile browser? I'm not dumb enough to own a chromebook with limited data.

Paying for freeloader's health insurance before i get a refund.

This article is pretty boring. At least have them write a few words as to what some of the non-obvious things are used for.

Unless it wasn't a complete wrapper, but more like those half-wrappers so you can carry it in one hand. Maybe they opened it up to make a makeshift plate?

I remember when I got refunds..

Fart in front of each other. Not a cute little toot, but one where it might be wise to do a maintenance wipe. If he/she doesn't look up, you're good.

...no shit?

From the same guy who told small business people that they didnt do it themselves. The same guy who wants to take from the hard workers and give to the freeloaders. Fuck this guy.

Do you archive junk mail?

Why would I archive junk mail? Google seems to be ignoring all of my 'Mark as Spam' filters.

Nope. And you can't swipe to delete either, you have to choose them and then delete them.

I don't want to Archive spam.

No...you don't need to hack anything to do this...just make a damn budget and add your bill + extra to pay it off. DONE.

You still smell like shit, just because you're used to it doesnt mean everyone else is.

If this helps you out, you serve no purpose in society.

According to freecreditreport.com, my score is a 702. Is that good enough to refinance my home? The loan is only 2 years old, and is 4.5% (it was about 3%, but because our builder kept delaying, we weren't able to final at the that %).

You don't need an expert on this. You're missing the fact that whenever you leave, provided you don't live in the ghetto, you'll be able to sell your house, take the earnings and buy a new one with that as money down. Do that once or twice, and if you've bought and sold at reasonable levels, then you'll be able to…

If you don't have a job, don't count on that as income. You should have a few months worth in the bank before you even begin looking.