Or just eat real food, and quit being a pussy.

Yea, but you can just have your own 401k account, and have your employer use that instead of what they offer. They don't care, it's not like they're making any money off of you.

...Just have your own 401k account, and have your payroll use that instead of what they offer. Problem solved.

No, that was the Kree.

As much as I can hide from the government so they don't disperse my wealth to the freeloaders.

Facebook said they removed it so they could release an update for the Facebook app every 2 weeks. Not sure why it matters, but that was their reasoning.

That's a load of horseshit.

Oh lord...just put your phone down, look people in the eye and talk, and quit being a pussy.

I'd kill myself if I took the time to figure this out.

I'm sick of these articles. They're never anything great. "Oh, I write on my laptop and I have this phone".

BORING

Oh for shits sake...

This is so cute. And worthless.

The kind who probably get refunds.

If you're married, it goes to your spouse.

No...not at all. Your debt is your debt, unless you file bankruptcy, but then you have that on your report, and good luck getting a new car/mortgage.

All you have to do is file a dispute and the reasoning why, and show proof of the payment/balance, and it comes off in a few weeks. I was in the process of buying a house and had things showing that were gone for a few years still on my report. I filed a dispute and sent my final payment/ account balance, and it…

Dude, do you REALLY need to ask this?

How about "Stop checking in/posting updates on your social media" and talk.

I'd rather shoot myself in the face than have to depend on something stupid like this.