I hate you. So fucking much.

That's only when it rolls out automatically, you're doing a manual check.

Get out of here with your logic.

You're welcome.

All you need is a tit, and a blanket so people in public don't have to watch, right?

Can you tell us what's in that McRib shit?

The point of the Big Mac is to be bigger, though, right? So you just have a little hamburger with extra condiments.

I think everyone in the world knew this "tip"...

Nothing wrong with buying bulk, if it saves you money. And nobody says you have to eat the whole thing. Ever hear of leftovers, planning out meals for the week? If you have no self control, maybe you should eat it all and sit alone by your greasy self.

I've been here for months, check your database, if you know how.

Oh for fucks sake...are you that desperate for content that you cover an app like this?

This was built with Appcelerator, right?

Well, the other side goes out of their way...

Welcome to the Gawker network, I will be your guide!

All Lifehacker bloggers do is scour the internet, and then copy the content and add an intro.

I'm sorry, but who really cares about what app you're using to take notes in, or any other bullshit? You're just a blogger, it's not like you have a job that actually matters, and any of this info is ground-breaking.

Well

Congratulations, Lifehacker, you just realized that water loosens shit up.

What kind of gun / holster do you use?

That belt looks like shit...