I donkey punched a puppy in the face.

Sorry, but no. You're making your problem my problem. Take it outside, or figure out a better way to take two hours off.

Can't you be away from your phone for 2 hours, without disturbing others? It doesn't matter if you invert your colors, eyes will naturally be drawn to it.

Because this Lifehacker wannabe blogger got called in for the weekend post, and this is what you get.

Can you setup any sort of dynamic dns (no-ip, dyndns, etc) on an Airport? I have an old linksys that I've had for years running Tomato, and its about time to upgrade.

Well, this IS lifehacker, and on the weekend, the shitt(ier) writers come out.

Also, correct your spelling in the link - "What un(der)-documented features ahve you stumbled upon in Mavericks?"

So I need to memorize these ratios, instead of the recipe?

Don't worry about it, Obama will take a cut and give it to you.

Who reads LinkedIn status updates?

How do you get the battery in your menubar, without a 3rd party app?

If you just run the installer, does it erase itself like Lion did? And if so, can you redownload it?

So now I'll have to look at quotes that people post to prove how deep they are, along with their food? F that.

What sucks is that Apple states they will reject web-wrappers...unless you have deep pockets, I guess.

Also, after I reply to a thread, all of the other threads are gone. How do I seem them all again?

Is there a way to "expand" all comments? Even though each thread is its own, its going to be a pain in the ass to have to expand every single one.

Maybe he's so good he doesnt need perfect form?

I don't want "push" notifications either, but it needs to at least have a badge update

If you have your Virtual Machine virtually attached to your network (using a real ip, or anything to give access to anything besides itself), then it is a "real" computer.

Except for the Google official app, the API is read-only right now.