You’re mistaking his American reality TV presence for his actual presence. Watch some of his British stuff and the only thing you’ll see is a guy who probably has undiagnosed ADHD and fucking loves cooking food. There’s far less yelling unless it’s earned and there’s way less bullshit about how to cook.

What the figuratively literal fuck. That is... how can anyone justify such cruelty? That kind of behavior is psychotic at best and pure sociopathy at worst. That is inhuman.

Jesus H, that’s a lot. I lost both of my grandmothers in a ten day period shortly after my 28th birthday. It completely sucked the wind out of me, over seven years later I still hate the time of year surrounding my birthday because of the associated feeling of loss. To have so much loss in so short a time, I wouldn’t…

That’s actually a very good way to describe the Mythical Kitchen.

Mythical Kitchen is attached to one of the biggest ongoing daily shows on youtube: Good Mythical Morning. It’s where all their “Will it” foods come from. They specifically hired Josh, Nicole, and their team to go as balls to the wall as possible. Quite…

I don’t think I will ever understand why anyone has any patient for the chicklet toothed mother fucker.

I have a friend who will be all “Duhhh me want every meat duuuhhh” any time we order pizza. So we’re sitting there ordering pizza and exactly none of us are stoned so we don’t have an excuse for poor selection of toppings. This idiot sees that there is shrimp on the list of toppings. He’s all “I want shrimp.” and we…

The Republicans running to Sanders’ aid was such a weird experience. The man is 79 years old, he didn’t need anyone defending him. Especially when he’s such a curmudgeon himself. Did they actually think people would believe their defense of him was sincere? Sanders was accepting of Biden’s nomination of Tanden. Why?…

I saw this trick for the first time about 13 years ago on a local access network cooking show. I’ve never tried it, in large part because I’ve never once in my life thought “Gotta have me one of them hard boiled eggs.” No thank you.

I mean sure if you leave out the fact that it’s the most Mexican thing ever.

I’m honestly surprised they didn’t pay her what she was worth. I only remember three things from MadTV. Debra Wilson as a whole, Stuart, and all of the painfully racist Asian scenes with that one guy whose name I can’t remember.

Why does it even need tomatoes? I don’t get it. Pepper, pecorino or parmesan, guancale or panchetta, and spaghetti. You’ve got spice, salt meat you choose, creamy texture from the pasta water and the cheese... and the pasta to consume it with. It’s a very light, creamy dish, it does not need brightening with tomatoes.…

I get it, I really do. When I was 9 I got really, really sick after eating a roast beef sandwich from Subway before going on a road trip. The sandwich isn’t what made me sick but everything I threw up in that Motel 6 bathroom tasted like Subway. I can’t even go into a Subway anymore without immediately feeling queasy.

While I don’t believe Fisher, as literally none of his costars have done anything but “Hey, I stand with you.” and have corroborated exactly none of his claims and he’s been caught lying about racism, Whedon’s treatment of Charisma Carpenter has long been a not so secret secret. I don’t know the exact specifics I have…

All y’all need to embrace the Internet Shaquille method and french toast your pizza.

Jaques Pepin has been cooking for so long he’s all out of fucks to give for the fru fru stuff. I suspect he never had much patience for it in the first place.

I like the money to support black girls and women and for the black community, but I don’t know if I can get behind Pearl Milling as the name of a brand. It doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue and it’s not particularly memorable.

Probably around the time social media dies out and crowd funding sites begin requiring that the recipient be vetted first.

Hold the goddamn phone. You say “sadly” she doesn’t have a legal case. Seriously? Sadly is the word you use? This woman is an idiot, idiots should not be rewarded for being idiots. You don’t give a dog a treat for shitting on your brand new throw rug, you don’t feel pity for someone who can’t sue over using wood glue…

You can reform it, but only after you’ve absolutely shattered it to pieces.

It sounds like he’s singing on his voice box, which is technically speaking impossible since you can barely speak that far back into your throat. This is so weird to listen to.