I didn’t even get 48 hours, in all truth I didn’t even get six hours. I got up at 6 AM, checked my feed, and spoilers for said Mark Hamill related post was already on it.

How could you fuck this up? It shouldn’t be possible. The Canadian government’s response was to put in offers for over twice the amount we needed, and then offer to donate the excess if we so happen to actually get more than we actually need. The Trump presidency can’t even do the bare minimum and not fuck it up.…

“Growing pains”, she makes it sound like he’s a guy in his early 20s just growing out of childish immaturity. He’s a 43 year old man with a history of drug, weapon, and alcohol related charges that wound up with him serving a few months in prison only five years ago. Just say what’s probably actually happening... He…

What, you have a problem with a new game having a price tag that reflects that fact?

Usually I make ice cream. It’s not time consuming but ice cream is my favorite thing on the planet and making a batch calms me right down every single time.

It makes sense that Miles feels weaker as he is weaker than Peter in the comics. Peter is a class 20 superhuman, Miles is a class 10, which is to say Peter’s upper limits are roughly double that of Miles’ in terms of strength, speed, and durability. Miles’ other powers make up for that difference.

Only an idiot buys a console at launch.

I drive by a food bank on my way to work every morning, it’s basically a block away from my workplace. Every day when I drive by at around 8:50 there’s a line up on the sidewalk, which means there’s a line up in the parking lot. At any given time from about 9-4 there is a fairly consistent line up of about 40-50…

Richest how? A lot of its resources are tied up, borrowed, on loan, imaginary, or not something that can be converted into currency for foodstuffs. The US is a shit ton poorer than Americans seem to think it is.

It amazes me that the US gets away with this shit every election. I imagine it’s similar for our first nations population up here in Canada, well those who integrated into society at least. But the very idea of people of color feeling nervous or intimidated is shocking to me.Such tactics should be illegal... they…

Peanuts. Try $5,850,000 a day, retroactive, for every game that violates the law. 

We’re still dealing with this shit at work. Between a covid-19 outbreak at the only plant on the continent that makes metal paint cans, to the shortage of the raw materials needed to make the cans, I’ve had to put up with whiny painters getting all “But... but muh cut cans! Muh cut cans!!!” since June. The things like…

Jokes on you. I was never rich enough for Mercedes.

Or I can be happy about it because it’s his just desserts. Why should I be upset that his inept handling of the situation, his callous indifference to the deaths of thousands of Americans who listened to Trump, laughed the diseases off, refused to mask up or stay home, and now their families are mourning the loss of…

Well you’re never going to get it then, as it’s a limited edition. It’s been confirmed that in six months it will no longer be available. At all. Rumors from fairly reliable sources indicate only one run, and even the digital version is only going to be available until April. It’s even more anti-consumer than you…

Sunuvabitch.

You were expecting more than a basic port? This is Nintendo.

Probably Luffy, outside of Kamala’s ability to shape shift, Luffy’s ability to stretch is far more versatile than Kamala’s, including immense levels of durability and virtual immunity to blunt force trauma, and even without his ability to stretch he possesses massive superhuman strength, having once toppled two…

Kingdom Hearts 4 only three years after the third? Hah.

No. Video game development is no longer about making video games, it’s about as many licensing, marketing, advertisement, and money making opportunities as possible. For every heinous thing AAA publishers have done they’ve just walked back to some other awful, avaricious thing they did that fans freaked out about that…