Oh fuck off. People change over time, he’s matured as a person, which is more than can be said about you.

Make the pasta sauce yourself. What feels like a large investment now will pay in dividends when that $20 pot you made can do four to five meals. That’s part of what will do you some good in this current state of affairs. Two cans of tomatoes, a tube or can of tomato paste, herbs and spices you probably already have…

That seems pretty standard. Ultimately he’s a guy who was just doing his job, how could he possibly know that moogles would be as iconic as they have now become?

What about average sized penises? Are those just the lazy do nothing penises?

Completely understandable. I still have the gap between Stormblood and Shadow Bringers to finish up, so I can go with at least a few more months of no updates personally. Patience is certainly a virtue these days.

And difficult to pull off. The Switch controller sets do not have the two stage analog triggers that the Gamecube controller does.

It looks amazing, but ultimately you can tell it’s not real without too much trouble. The smaller plants are all identical, the mud on the path looks like rubber, the three bark doesn’t look like it has enough texture, and the fog on the hill in the distance doesn’t fade out in a natural way. It’s amazing and we are…

Lame. I was hoping it would be Gestalt as the story really only works if Nier is Yonah’s father.

You phrased that like the fact that it’s not a great game means it’s a bad game. Wario World is fun.

There isn’t a single person on this acid washed mudball who is built for it.

It’s Triple Zero. Run. Run now, before he summons BT-1 to assist.

Berrrt berrt Nartee Dawg is best dev in gamz.

Wait. Wait. Hold the fuck up. Did they just look down on Meghan Murkle for filming a TV show in Canada?

And it’s probably going to flop. Platinum so far has only survived because of Nintendo, Sega, and Square-Enix’s involvement in their development efforts. Platinum makes a particular kind of game that just isn’t appealing to a mass market unless they have the support and direction of a mass market entity. The infusion…

Makes sense. Spidey is supposed to be the pinnacle of generic hot white guy. The kind of guy who would be average looking with a very nice face if it wasn’t for the fact that he is absolutely jacked as fuck.

Her shtick is being edgy? I thought her shtick was just being an awful person, with overt misogynist attitudes disguised with a thin veneer of make believe feminism.

And lo did the awful precedent we set by letting publishers fix their microtransaction store fronts disguised as broken shit heap video games and then lapping up the results continue to fuck us all over. I hope this fails just like main Anthem failed even if it kills BioWare. This shit has to end.

Chrono Trigger without a doubt. Best game ever made.

Yeaaah, the time travel is legitimately what screwed up the storyline. The  worst part is most of the time travel was used to undo plot holes... created by the addition of time travel.

This reads like someone it was written by someone who forgot how to have fun and is really bitter that he’s not 12 years old anymore.