Berrrt berrt Nartee Dawg is best dev in gamz.

Wait. Wait. Hold the fuck up. Did they just look down on Meghan Murkle for filming a TV show in Canada?

And it’s probably going to flop. Platinum so far has only survived because of Nintendo, Sega, and Square-Enix’s involvement in their development efforts. Platinum makes a particular kind of game that just isn’t appealing to a mass market unless they have the support and direction of a mass market entity. The infusion…

Makes sense. Spidey is supposed to be the pinnacle of generic hot white guy. The kind of guy who would be average looking with a very nice face if it wasn’t for the fact that he is absolutely jacked as fuck.

Her shtick is being edgy? I thought her shtick was just being an awful person, with overt misogynist attitudes disguised with a thin veneer of make believe feminism.

And lo did the awful precedent we set by letting publishers fix their microtransaction store fronts disguised as broken shit heap video games and then lapping up the results continue to fuck us all over. I hope this fails just like main Anthem failed even if it kills BioWare. This shit has to end.

Chrono Trigger without a doubt. Best game ever made.

Yeaaah, the time travel is legitimately what screwed up the storyline. The  worst part is most of the time travel was used to undo plot holes... created by the addition of time travel.

This reads like someone it was written by someone who forgot how to have fun and is really bitter that he’s not 12 years old anymore.

Makes me wonder if they’ll take the opportunity to undo a shipping decision that caused ratings of the original series to nose dive.

And lo does the misunderstanding of Bernie actually said continues. He didn’t say a woman couldn’t be president, or that a woman couldn’t win the election, what he said is a woman might not be able to win an election for the presidency due to how messed up the USA currently is. He was decrying misogyny, no the other…

It’s true. We men have a lot of unfair advantages in life, and where it’s most obvious is our lazy clothes. Sweat pants are comfy as fuck.

It’s true. We men have a lot of unfair advantages in life, and where it’s most obvious is our lazy clothes. Sweat…

Butter is great and all, but what if you slice up your butter like you would cheese and just eat that as a sandwich. My boss does this and it terrifies me.

So, aside from the RE3 Remake they announced pretty much nothing. Dunno why Sony bothers with these Nintendo Direct rip offs, as the best State of Play doesn’t match the worst Direct by a long shot.

Yeah, so, those are not shortbread.

Man, fuck this DLC. KH3 was such a mess that I can’t help but expect this to be garbage. The gameplay was even more brainless than past KHs, you could literally look away from the screen and just tap the attack button and you’d win pretty much every encounter outside of boss fights that required the occasional special…

He’s not going to have to worry about not being able to audition for things. I just scrolled down here to post this and I have already forgotten what he looks like. Leave the Peloton ad off his resume and Bob’s your uncle.

I know you’re trying to be clever and pop culture relevant with your Star Wars reference, but there is one key problem with it. Blasters in Star Wars do not fire lasers and never have. It fires a particle beam made via space magic and highly reactive gases.

That fucking grind. I subbed for two months to run through A Realm Reborn shortly before Shadow Bringers dropped as they gave away Heavensward for free. The 2.X to Heavensward felt like it took forever and to make matters worse I was over leveled and I was already at level 60 a good eight to ten hours before I hit…

Hopefully it’s a permanent addition instead of a timed one, as I have half of Heavensward, and all of Stormblood and Shadowbringer to go through, plus the Hildibrand content to go through before I can reach it and that’s a couple of months of playing.