That’s Nintendo in a nutshell.

Never in my life have I ever encountered a server deserving of a 20% tip.

My only stumbling block would be the 10 K run. I work a fairly physical job and I just don’t have the time or energy to run 10 kilometers before or after work.

If the DSi and New 3DS XL are any example, then y’all are blowing this out of proportion. Nintendo isn’t going to alienate over 32,000,000 Switch owners with new models. If a more powerful model does release, it won’t somehow kill the original model. It’ll get a few exclusives and that’ll be it.

The most horrifying part of it to me is when he was called in to identify the brothers he allegedly hired. How would he reacted if it had been a pair of white men? Or Asians? Indians? Aboriginal Americans? Or other black men? Would have sat back and let them get charged, or would he have stepped up and said that they…

Well, you should try realizing that Monica Rambeau was a terrible Captain Marvel and the role is better off being given to someone who is a part of the original Captain Marvel’s legacy instead of someone who has jack and squat to do with the character. Monica is a great character, she’s just not Captain Marvel and it…

If you managed it alone you wouldn’t be making any money, CyberAgent, as you wouldn’t have had Nintendo’s marketing machine behind it and it would be just another generic game in a sea of generic mobile titles.

Things must be different back east, as on the West coast there aren’t a whole hell of a lot of A&Ws and I’ve never seen a busy one before.

Fire/Fairy to play off the Japanese myth about bunnies on the moon.

Oh gee, DLC. Why am I not surprised? KH3 is a half baked mess of a game. With the exception of the KH: Coded, it has the fewest features of any KH. So we’re going to pay for them to actually complete the game, I wonder if they’ll add the fucking Olympus Colosseum tournaments?

Wait, do white people actually want to touch the hair of black people? What? Uhhh... forgive me alabaster frame of existence, but that is royally fucked up. Your hair is a part of your body, why would anyone actually ask to touch the hair of another human being they just met or are in any kind of customer service…

Considering the stories I’ve heard about squatters in the America, I am very surprised things seemingly wrapped up so easily.

I didn’t know what a Sussex Spaniel was this time yesterday. Now I want one after watching Bean parade around. He’s a chunk of a dog, Orian wants a chunk.

I swear, Meghan McCain is looking more and more like a giant thumb every time I see a picture of her.

Gretta Van Fleet won rock album of the year? What?

Wait a second. Hold the damn phone. Tipping is 20% now? What the fuck happened to tipping being 12%? I swear to god that was the norm a few years ago, 15% if you were feeling generous. There is no goddamn way that any service at any restaurant is worth an extra 20% of your bill. It’s not even worth 15%, or even 12%.…

What the hell ever happened to the third Baldur’s Gate that Beamdog promised?

Urban is a year older than Affleck, he’s too old to play a young Batman. Especially if they intend to make minimum a trilogy out of him. He’d be in his mid 50s by the time they wrapped things up.

EA certification and testing processes typically mean that the any demos released are between six and eight weeks out of date, so there’s no way in hell you were playing a complete game and it was highly, highly likely that the final product will at least be somewhat more functional than this networking test demo.

Frieza not as dangerous as Cell? What? Frieza is multiple times stronger than Cell. Frieza could literally one punch Cell.