It’s not that people have poor listening comprehension and more that the vast majority of the people who listen to a song don’t pay attention to the lyrics. They hear the main hook and judge the song accordingly. Using “Every step you take” and myself as an example, I honestly never paid attention to the lyrics past…

“Voice acting”. So first off in this situation it would be referred to as “voice over”, you don’t ditch voice acting, you ditch the voice over. With that out of the way it’s not even voice acting, anyone could play the part. It’s a series of silly sounds scrambled about.

That was exactly my thought on seeing the headline image. Ignoring the fact that is far too complex in terms of design to be on 8 bit, it has too many shades of just black in 2B’s dress to be 8 bit.

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It’s difficult because kids are stupid. Need I remind you that a crow is smarter than your three year old? A bird is smarter than your tiny human. If you want a game your spawn can figure out easily then go with something simple, or wait another year until your kid has developed the motor skills to function on its own…

So, they’re going after an employee of EA’s mocap studio? You mean the studio that BioWare Montreal didn’t have access to and created the facial animations in a combination of middleware and hand animation? Ignoring the fact that these people harassed an innocent woman, how fucking stupid are they? She doesn’t even…

Having played through the trial, please refrain from insulting previous BioWare user interfaces. Andromeda’s is a special kind of terrible. I can overlook the faces, dead eyes and the fact that the game feels like the team working on it wasn’t quite good enough to pull off their lofty goals. However the UI is the one…

Honestly I don’t think I’d want to see nudes of Emma Watson. Not that I don’t think she’s attractive, I think she’s absolutely gorgeous, just doesn’t seem right to me. 

Actually it’s not. Link uses most of his swords in pitched combat and there’s no one there to provide maintenance.

They did not drop the ball with Vilia. What they did is reference a long standing, decades old joke. They weren’t out to fulfill an agenda, or make it a moment of inclusion. It’s literally a manga gag that’s existed for a very long time. Nintendo didn’t drop a ball because there was no ball to begin with.

You should be fine during the Summer, however Seattle is in the tail end of a temperate rain forest climate. So rain is expected.

Make a fire and wait the rain out. That’s what I do any time I pick up a torch, because any time I need a torch in the overworld it rains!

Ugh, I can’t even reach the final dungeon having played the full storyline. Try to get in... and one Guardian is chasing me, I escape it and there’s two, I escape them and there’s four.

Pretty sure orcs don’t do romance in Lord of the Rings. They’re presented as mostly if not entirely male and only barely capable of independent thought.

Sounds a bit like they might be biting off more than they can chew. Shadow of Mordor worked because it was a simple, enjoyable system that never got too bogged down in itself.

Breath of the Wild succeeds at literally everything it tries to do, I’ve honestly never experienced a game so perfectly crafted.

My hands are past seven inches, as I have very long, thin fingers. I had no intent to ever use the little joycons if or when I buy a Switch, I definitely won’t be after reading this.

Pretty sure that the majority of Ura Zelda winded up turning into Majora’s Mask, not Master Quest. I can recall imagery being shown of Ura Zelda way back in the day, possibly in Nintendo Power, that showed what was clearly an early version of the Clock Town tower.

So, did you actually play Alan Wake? It’s actually the other way around. Alan is a self absorbed ass, yes, but the fact of the matter is that Alice is the shitty spouse in this situation. She promises Alan a vacation away from the city where he can relax and get away from work. What is waiting for him there? Well, it…

The reasoning is relatively simple. The people who claim gender is something you can choose to identify as are able to make that claim because of the view that gender is a social construct. Ignoring the intellectual quandary of that, race is not a social construct.