So, basically you’re shit at the game and are blaming the game instead of yourself? Also, what jarring character twist? Zidane remains who he is throughout the game, he has one section of the game where he’s not himself and that takes about 5-10 minutes. It’s also completely in line with the events of the plot.

It’s not out on Steam.

Yeah, if I get it I’ll probably wait not only for the Steam version, but for it to be 75% off in a sale a year or so down the line.

Tempting. But I’m not paying what is probably going to be $20 Canadian for it with shitty touch controls.

Does Snacktaku take place in an alternate dimension where scissors do not exist?

Yes, stress and anxiety likely due to how depressingly misogynist gamers at large tend to be. I’ve got a coworker who does cosplay on a regular basis and she even gets harassed when in costumes taken from the Dark Souls games. Full plate armor. It’s pathetic, and I can understand why this would cause undue stress and…

I’ll hold off for a Vita version. I hate touch controls with a blinding passion.

I lose because I can never remember the button inputs for super moves, and my reflexes aren’t fast enough to pull off combos. Why do I have these problems? I don’t like fighting games and I never developed the skills.

Sshhh. It’s a secret to everyone.

Yes. I was inspired by a very grouchy religious figure to finish it.

Man, I wish I’d had this kind of creativity as a kid. Might have gotten me used to the creative process and this novel I’m trying to write wouldn’t be such a bitch to complete.

Of course he’s the better young Spider-Man, Peter Parker has no business being a young Spider-Man anymore. Everything we see in Spidey is completely pointless, we already know how things end up and we already know what happens to all the characters. Miles, on the other hand, is a modern day teenager, he is designed to…

Nah, they’re just legitimately strange looking. If I’d wanted to insult them I’d have stated they look like the result of a few generations of cousins breeding with cousins.

Bullshit. They’ll stop for now and when people aren’t paying attention in a few months they’ll try again. They’re not stupid... just incredibly strange looking.

Still looks like a clumsy action RPG to me.

Mine isn’t so much a mishap as it is a cruel, cruel father. Note, I’m not saying my dad is actually cruel, he simply chose that particular day to be an ass, he’s actually a very kind, caring, loving man that I would gladly give anything for.

The other of one of my best friends is going through a second round of chemo in a five month period for her own inoperable, ultimately terminal cancer. She’s pulled away from a lot of the things that, while ultimately inconsequential in the short or long term, cause her even the slightest bit of undue stress. I may…

ANd yet, the tits still jiggle.

The old Gordon can’t figure it out trope was done away with decades ago. He doesn’t want to know it the typical reason, however he knows Bruce Wayne was Batman at this point. He hasn’t come out and said it, but he clearly knows.

Yes, I know, however you’re using it as an idictment against Nintendo. The rerelease of A Boy and his Blob has absolutely nothing to do with Nintendo or the VC service. You seem to be missing my point entirely, you’re comparing something not even being released on the eshop to something that is and using it as…