Keep in mind that you have a legal obligation to mitigate your own damages. Taking a picture to document that you intentionally parked in a way that would make it difficult for another driver to exit their parking space likely wouldn’t help you as much as you think it would.

Then it needs to be illegal to leave a car unlocked with the keys in it. Or to have a chain saw in your shed. Or a lawn mower. Or a shovel, a kid might get it and hit another kid with it.

So, you’re saying that this was a revenge ruling? That makes it more bullshit, not less.

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

I had a 5000s sedan. And believe you me, $1200 is no bargain. That car was a frickin nightmare. Anything that could go wrong did go wrong. And I owned my 1989 in 1994. I’ll admit, when it was road worthy it was a pleasure to drive, but I can’t even imagine the headaches another 2o+ years would add. CRACK PIPE!!!

No thanks.

To those who say reality is objectively terrible, I remind them reality is objectively fantastic. It features love, great food, endless intelectual curiosities, friendship, eureka moments, every great book ever written, wine, music, actual rainbows, and millions of other great things.

Compassion is generally intertwined with empathy - how do you see them separated? To me, empathy is the catalyst and compassion is the reaction. Regardless, “compassion fatigue” is a common psychological condition for those intimately aware-of and exposed-to the suffering of others. A Tibetan monk is deeply aware of…

Reality is objectively terrible and probably all for nothing. But the reality for realists may be reality isn’t worth caring about much - at least a lot of the negative stuff since it’s out of our control. We are surrounded by suffering every second of the day; more than any one could feel empathy for without dying…

From 10 yards away, it looks like a solid NP. Upon walking up to it, it looks like it hasn’t been cared for since it was ... I dunno, something about coke dealers in the 80's, or weed dealers in the 90's trying to look like big-balla 80's coke dealers. I kinda lost the train of thought on this one.
Anyway, I’d like to…

Center console pond scum, plus giant busted-ass radio hole are an undeniable indication of how the rest of the vehicle has been treated. As in completely neglected. And the wheels are a sign of amazingly poor taste, which is a person’s right — But if the owner does not understand / appreciate the Mercedes-ness of a…

It’s objectively impossible that you’d spend less than $5K/year on this thing.

What? It needed new injectors and new front suspension parts at < 40k miles.

This is your first kid, isn’t it?

It’s been sullied by poors.

My wife and I brew both tea and coffee in our French press. One device: multiple uses.

I am mortified and offended that Cinnamon Toast crunch is not on this list. Do better guys, just do better

It’s from La La Land. Big choreographed dance sequence. Musical nerd dubgasm was dancing in his seat while jalop dubgasm cringed for a hot second before I realized that I didn’t care what they were doing to a Saturn L200, a Dodge Intrepid, or a MkIV Jetta

“now I’ve got a sealed transfer case”

Maybe it sucks because you’re incredibly bitter and people can tell.