I'm only one skull away from a Battle of Morella reunion!

People have better looking butts, though.

Still more metal than getting punched in the face at a Canadian Denny's.

I like you too. Any friend of Wussy is a friend of mine.

Wussy.

That's Ok. I'm usually that guy myself. Cheers.

What is this, Reddit?

It wasn't easy for me. I was born a poor black child.

I remember my parents renting Nelson Lyon's The Telephone Book for every sleepover I had from ages five to thirty. Good times.

She's from Columbia. Do you even TPIR?

Ricky Gervais was funny?

Everything he did after Doggy Style was criminal, amirite?

What if I refuse?

No, the Crickets' last hit was in 1962.

Moar.

Me too and I love it.

Your story is very compelling, Mr. Jackass, I mean Johnny. Let me just type it up on my invisible typewriter.

"People don't be lyin' on the internet."

Conspiracy theorists are nuts. Some jerk told me the other day that Kirk Douglas is still alive. Ok, whatever buddy.

I was waiting for that joke.