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The LAPD bugs everybody's house.

Fair enough. Not an English major.

*starts break dancing*

True that.

You're always thinking Planet of the Apes.

Historians generally consider the modern period to be everything past the French Revolution so it's not stretching it at all.

I'm surprised nobody has parlayed that line into a Rocky Horror reboot yet.

They had 2 and that weird Goliath Chronicles 3rd season.

"lead singer of Toots and the Maytalls" Um, that would be Toots. Hibbert to be exact. Saw them a couple years ago and it was a great show.

That's really odd. I love that it's on tripod., tho.

Shout out to Perot with the charts and the graphs and giant sucking sound and whatnot.

It's a tuber, dammit.

Maybe it's time for a remake: Joss Whedon's The Lion in Winter.

The Hammer Monster Universe: Where all the men are Grand Moff Tarkin, all the monsters are Saruman and all the women are Barbara Shelley.

As a troll, I agree with this 100%.

Notice how youngling massacres only occur in blaster-free zones?

Maybe in your neighborhood. Our garbage around here is pricey.

Hmm. I must have read a different imterview.

In all fairness I have yet to sweat in one of their sweatshirts.

Yeah their founder is creepy and their marketing is creepy but their sweatshirts are really, really comfy.