Thanks a lot. Neither did I. Now I cannot unsee it.

That’s the first time I’ve noticed that creature has a dick and balls. I think I need to reevaluate my life.

Back in the late 80's I lived in a huge apartment complex in Phoenix. You had a single assigned parking space and there were a bunch of unmarked spaces open to everyone. The complex was being remodeled and several large dumpsters had been placed around the complex for construction debris. I saw a guy in a pretty new…

They must fight over who gets to drive the chase car. That would be so much fun.

bruh.........

Yeah, they appear to be brushing her off.

I don’t know, maybe they lost Focus on what to do for their own citizens.

The instant a cop gives you shit for getting his badge number to complain, that’s when you should start doing that.

I was on my bicycle once and the NYPD were doing their periodic ticket-fests on red lights for bikes. Happens once every few months. I’m on a bike forum and knew it was happening, so I had stopped at a red and watched another idiot blast past me and get pulled over by a cop parked up ahead in the bike lane.

I once had a state trooper who was CONVINCED my digital tire gauge was a crack pipe, and got all up in my face about it until i told him to press the button and the display lit up. It was balanced out by his partner recognizing it immediately and laughing his ass off behind the dumbass the whole time, which made it…

Are we sure this is a tester and not just someone with really bad car mod taste?

Anyone know where I can pick up a new tranny?

Next that guy was enquiring about the Dana LSD

Now Hondas engines can’t even last through contract negotiations.

That’s one Tesla owner who managed to keep his head.

Nardo Gray for me. Next week after I win this weekend’s PowerBall.

A Merlin Purple RS6 is high on my “If I win the Powerball” list.

That and when that arrow turns green for a left turn, look both ways anyways. Don’t just lurch into the intersection.

Enjoyed the Grand Cherokee slowly limping off the road like a shell-shocked soldier wandering around Omaha Beach holding his own arm.

This shit is why I still slow down and I look most of the time that I have a green light. Yes you’re right, it’s your right of way, and the other guy is an asshole if they run the light, but being right doesn’t keep you from dealing with the consequences of several tons of metal slamming into you.