I’ll never understand you guys! When we review a car we hate, we’re being negative for clicks and don’t know anything about cars. When we review something we like, we’re obviously being paid by the manufacturer.

as reliable as Mclaren Honda.

“all new Mustangs will get Line Lock”

The interior is actually worse TBH.

I can only handle one nightmare at a time

Alanis Paganis.

I’d be terrified by the Paganis’ dashboards:

I’m really really really not happy with myself for not heeding your “don’t google” advice. I’m deeply uncomfortable and very sweaty now.

With white slides no less. Ugh

I mean, he could just be an asshole.

One of his preferred destinations is the Spurs ... a team with a guy who is already better than Kyrie will ever be, and also a team that has spent two decades being “that team that shares the ball a ton and doesn’t ever let anyone just pound it for twenty seconds and then take an off-balance three.”

It fell apart because Dan Gilbert is a crap owner who fell into one of the luckiest draft lottery streaks of all time.

How did shit fall apart so quickly for Cleveland?

LeBron is leaving. This is all the proof you know. Get out while you still have as much value as you do, and see if you can do something with somebody else. But if LeBron leaves and it’s just him and Love, he’s going to get exposed.

“Anonymous source suggests Kyrie Irving will join PSG”

How did shit fall apart so quickly for Cleveland? Last July, they had just won their first championship by beating a 73-win team and looked like they had a bunch more Finals appearances in the future. A year later, Golden State has widened the gap between them and Cleveland pretty significantly, everyone and their…

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

He’s so cheap it’s almost comic, sans punch line.

Worse than offering ludicrously below-market salaries, Gilbert also screwed Griffin out of a decent next gig when he refused to let him interview for jobs that were available, like Atlanta, Milwaukee, and maybe others. (Milwaukee with Griff would’ve been really interesting) A real dick move when he had no intention…