I didn’t think it was as much of a train wreck as it could’ve been. First of all, the production value of the filmed pieces is still top quality, so that’s a major positive. I thought the filmed segments were okay, not quite on par with the old version, but entertaining enough. They need to devote more time to talking…

CHRIS EVANS presents CHRIS EVANS in all new CHRIS EVANS ‘Top Gear, starring CHRIS EVANS & some other people who get to talk to CHRIS EVANS.

Oh, and did we mention that Matt Le Blanc is American? Because he’s American. Matt Le Blanc. He’s American. From America.