This is not surprising coming from a man who masqueraded as his own publicist, a fictitious "John Miller". Either the person on the phone is fake, or the phone calls themselves are fake.

The producers of Finding Neverland, Saving Mr. Banks, and the upcoming A.A. Milne biopic are already on the phone…

So great to see his wife Joanne there. She is still a treasure.

The Simpsons??

Definitely going to make a day of this.

John F. Kelly, aka Randyll Tarly from Game of Thrones.

Death to Moochie

"Time is such a bourgeois construct".

Well, she should know. She was killed by Blofeld.

Technically, he sucks at dying.

and Trump supporters

I know I'm not being enough of a dick by explaining shit to you, so lemme just remind you of your traumatic wedding night.

Good theory, but I don't buy that everyone just assumes that a young disabled boy who has been missing for years in the wilderness is alive just because his younger brother wasn't a crispy critter.
Maybe she was being diplomatic, to not assign Jon an extra dead bro without confirmation…but I doubt Dani spends too much…

I'm glad for Jorah, but story-wise, what was the point of that brief arc? I was expecting some kind of Jeff Goldblum-David Cronenburg drama….

Dani tried to ally with Jon by mentioning his two dead brothers. I first assumed she meant Robb and Bran (totally forgot about Rickon). But shouldn't she have said THREE dead brothers? Doesn't everyone in Westeros - up until this episode - assume that Bran is long dead and gone?

You guys are really going out on a limb with this one.

The A.V. Club: "I'm just here for the articles".

Hey Reince, do us a favor…disappear. Please don't pull a Michael Steele (he's likeable, you're not). We don't want to see your punchable face on the pundit-cams for the next decade.

Does it matter where the first empty hole is? Is there a solution for every configuration?

It falls apart even before then…why do those thugs try to kill Bond in the casino if he's meant to make it to the island?